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[wafels]

[A. ❖ Action ❖ 5718 Cunningham]
[Belgium had just now woken up from a nap in a room she's never been in before.]

Broer, if this is some kind of joke it's not funny!

[She leaves the room searching for her older brother. Only to find a picture sitting on the hallway table.]

Who are these people...and why am I with them? It's gotta be photoshopped. If this is some kind of joke, then broer or whoever planned this really went all out.

Ehh?! W-wait a sec...I just realized something. These aren't the clothes I fell asleep in...and while we're on the subject of things disappearing, my ribbon's gone and I think I lost my phone too! What's going on here?

[Just then the downstairs phone starts to ring. Being right at the top of the stairs, she decides to go down answer it.]

Hello?

Good afternoon, Mrs. Vette. This is the Achewood Bakery and we're calling to find out why you haven't shown up for work.

Um....I think you have the wrong number...Mrs. Vette doesn't live here. At least I don't think she does, anyway.

Nonsense, I'm speaking with Manon Vette right now are I not? I never forget a voice.

No, no, I think you're mistaken. I'm not married and...

Oh, Mrs. Vette you're such a kidder! Anyway, I do hope you're feeling better and hope you will show up for work tomorrow. Well, Goodbye.

Uh...yeah, bye. [She hangs up and decides to go to check out the kitchen.]

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[Belgium can be found sitting at the kitchen table sipping some coffee she had made not to long ago.]

This place...it's in the Twilight Zone isn't it...

[B. ❖ Phone ❖ A couple hours after A]
[Belgium has calmed down and is ready to let the good people of Mayfield know of her arrival.]

Ah...Hello~. My name's Belgium, but this place seems to think my name's Manon Vette and that I'm married. It all seems really strange, kind of surreal you know.

Anyway, I just wanted to ask a couple questions if that's okay~.

((OOC: Forgot to mention that this is forwarddated to after Shroomfield.))

Comments

phone; so if Netherlands is her not!dad is Belgium her not!aunt

[achromous]

Oh, you must be new to Mayfield. That happens to everyone... I'm Hilda, by the way. What do you want to know?

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you...even if it's just over the phone.

Anyway, there's one thing that's been bugging me since I woke up...how do I already have a job when I'm sure I've never seen this place before in my life?

[achromous]

Mayfield likes to make it seem like you've lived here forever, so it gives you a fake family and a fake job, or school if you're young enough. It takes away all your stuff from home, too.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

I see...I guess that makes sense of the pictures, not waking up in the same clothes, and why that man on the other end of the phone was so inclined to call me Mrs. Vette.

[achromous]

Yeah, it's really weird. Did someone tell you not to drink the milk yet?

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Not really. Why shouldn't I?

[achromous]

It has things in it. Razor blades or poison or other things...

1/a few

[koyo]

Hola, Bel--

[koyo]

( ( It's Belgium! Belgium is in Mayfield. Oh, he needs to tell her brother so he can stop looking so grumpy but wait ) )

[koyo]

( ( "my name's Manon Vette and that I'm married" ) )

[koyo]

( ( m a r r i e d ) )

[koyo]

( ( Married? ) )

[koyo]

( ( Married?! ) )

END

[koyo]

Who are you married to? Is he treating you well so far?

( ( Because if not, it's a race between Spain and Netherlands to beat them up and Spain's the faster runner ok. ) )

1/2

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Spain? Haha, he--...Hmm?

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Um...about that...I haven't exactly met him yet. Besides, I kind of just got here wherever here is...so...

oops, looks like LJ got this comment. . .

[koyo]

You havent? ( ( Mumbling, ) ) That's good for now. I suppose. But you were saying--

I guess I should say welcome at least, hm? Bienvenido.

[koyo]

Has anyone told you anything yet?

LJ has been eating random replies for at least a month now.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

I found out when I got a phone call from "work".

Other than the fact we're stuck here, not really...

thta's incredibly rude of LJ

[koyo]

Then you should know! You need to be careful here, Bélgica. If you aren't, this place can do things to you. . . Ah, but your friends will try to help you! Your brother is here and me and Hungary and Inglaterra. . . and Romano and Canada are here. Kind of.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Thanks Thanks, Spain.

Broer's here too, huh. There's seems to be a lot of us he-- wait "kind of"? What do you mean "kind of"? I mean I can understand Canada kind of being here because he fades out sometimes, but not Romano. He's much too loud.

[koyo]

Yes and you won't believe it. ( ( Snickering on his end, oh, Spain will never stop giving Netherlands a hard time okay. ) ) He's living with Canada. Ah, they're such a cute couple--

Oh they're both women.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

They kin--....

WHAT!? Y-y-you're kidding right?

[koyo]

No! Ah, Belgica, they're so cute, you should see them.

Phone

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Belgium? You just wake up here?

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Cuba? Yeah...I'm still trying to figure out how though. At first I thought it was a prank or something. but it's starting to look and feel like something completely different.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's me.

Nope this place isn't a joke. If it was, we'd be able to get home by now.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been here?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Probably over a year now.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

I see. So I guess we're really stuck here then, huh.

Here's hoping someone finds a way outta here soon! I mean if people have been looking over a year, they gotta be close to a break through right?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Seems like it.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

le phone

[filledechance.livejournal.com]

Belgium? [Oh no, it's catching on] Welcome to the festivities.

I was hoping more of us would avoid getting stuck here.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Monaco, but this is one party I really don't wanna be at...if you know what I mean.

So you're trying to say there's more of us here?

[filledechance.livejournal.com]

[There's a flat sound of affirmation on her end of the line] Oh, I am more than aware believe you me. [snorting, she recalled every bad party she's been unlucky enough to be obligated into. She would gladly pay a hefty fee to get a ticket back to any of those instead of here]

There's a startling amount of us here. I spoke to your brother briefly, Estonia, and Hong Kong off the top of my head. There are more though. [Here she pauses, sounding a bit strained] We are human now, I was told.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

You can now add Spain and Cuba to the list...seeing as how I just talked to them.

I see... In that case I wonder if we can ever go back to our old lives if we can ever get back home or if we're gonna be humans forever now.

[filledechance.livejournal.com]

Oh... really? That is ah, well, truly unnerving. Who will be left to make sure things are done back home?!

I have heard people have been here years. [So yeah. We're all doomed. -- was the assumed meaning, right? Right.]

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I guess one of our regions or provinces could always take over.

That really doesn't sound good...

[filledechance.livejournal.com]

[Monaco doesn't have that kind of perk thanks to her tiny stature and the knowledge of it is very worrying]

...I have to rely on France or my boss to keep things going smoothly. [let's just let that one hang in the air for a second]

Merde...

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Brother France will take good care of you. I mean it's just hypothetical. I mean who knows maybe being human can reverse itself?

[filledechance.livejournal.com]

...[hyperventilating. mentally, that is.]
He spends most of his times at the BEACH, reading non-existentialist texts. I am doomed.

voice

[bridesearching.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Mammon's a really nice name, don't you think so?

But if you want to ask questions, I'll heeeelp. So will Bonaparte!

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks. The first name really isn't what I'm worried about after all I have used it before. But it's the fact I'm married that has me a little unnerved.

Really? Thanks again I'm very great-- Wait, "Bonaparte?"

[bridesearching.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Bonaparte. He's my friend -- he's sleeping right now, though. Buutbut, you're married now? Does that make you a mom?

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

Oh, so he's like a pet then?

A mom? Ahh...no...at least I don't think it does. I mean don't really remember ever having kids.

[bridesearching.livejournal.com]

Bonaparte's my best friend. But, if you're here, you be a mom, even if you don't remember it. It's true - Millie has a mom here.

[doulikewaffles.livejournal.com]

If that's true...then I guess those people in the picture are my kids then?

[bridesearching.livejournal.com]

Do they look like kids? One should be your husband!